here’s one of them for all of you
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You’re right!!!! good job :>
Basically: WHY IS ALL THE PUBLIC OUTREACH ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE ALL "YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP ANOTHER PLEASURE OF YOUR LIFE TO FIX CLIMATE CHANGE" and not "SEE LOOK HOW WE'RE RULED BY A GROTESQUELY ILLOGICAL DEATH CULT"
You are completely correct, but also holy SHIT what a raw line.
"cgi animators should strike next" "film crews should strike next" I think everybody in the world should all agree to stop working at the same time.
not a strike either. quit your job, slack off, sleep in, jack off, and forget what "work" ever felt like
"....phrase is bai lan (Chinese: 摆烂; pinyin: bǎi làn; lit. 'let it rot'), which means "to actively embrace a deteriorating situation, rather than trying to turn it around"."
hate to say it but the key to having things solved by big company customer service is you just gotta stretch the truth with them. or straight up lie. actually. was on the phone for 3 hours because they sent something to the wrong address and spoke to 10 different departments trying to figure out if anyone could go fucking get it and they're like "uhhh but can you go get it" bitch I'm 8 hours away by car, I don't live in the house where you sent it.
took a moment to think, called back and was just like. Hi. My package was stolen off the porch!!! Saw the cunt steal it myself!! Anyway can you please send new things to this other address for free since that's your policy for stolen goods thank you~☆ ! and it was immediately solved.
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THIS is how it's done!!!
I had to cancel our trash service because they sucked plus we found a company that was like...1/3 of the price. When I called I didn’t tell them that, though--I said we were “going to have to move back in with my folks for awhile due to some financial stuff.” They didn’t ask a single question and we were cancelled within 5 minutes.
It’s okay. Lie. As someone who worked in a call center, it’s SO MUCH EASIER if you just give us one of the pre-approved reasons for wanting to do something.
I’m sure people know this but just in case they don’t DO NOT DO THIS if you’re on the phone for anything insurance or finance related. This trick is to avoid stupid capitalist pressure to continue to pay for something you don’t want/need, whereas if you lie about why you need to take money out of your retirement account early or why the bank doesn’t need to endorse this insurance check actually, you will at best be on the phone far longer than you need to be while the exhausted call center employee deals with your bullshit, and at worst get into legal trouble. Though what will most likely happen, is the company will eventually catch you in your lie, because these are processes that require documentation, and if you failed to provide the correct documentation, you don’t get what you’re looking for.
TLDR: if they don’t require proof then by all means lie, but there are things (like credit cards, insurance policies, retirement accounts, etc) that require documentation, DO NOT lie about those. I know that some of those systems are bullshit too, but the time and place to do something about that is not while you’re trying to get funds to have your roof repaired.
Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.
This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.
Unpopular opinion: not everything that makes you uncomfortable is bad. Sometimes discomfort means your worldview is being challenged. It’s okay to sit with discomfort and think about where it’s coming from.
